We spent the last weekend in a cozy cottage in the woods at a resort called &ldquo;Centre Parcs&rdquo;. It&rsquo;s our rare get away from the city and I was slightly annoyed that every time Joe picked up his phone instead of enjoying all the beautiful

We spent the last weekend in a cozy cottage in the woods at a resort called “Centre Parcs”. It’s our rare get away from the city and I was slightly annoyed that every time Joe picked up his phone instead of enjoying all the beautiful

We spent the last weekend in a cozy cottage in the woods at a resort called “Centre

I Love Kissing My Babe. We Kiss Like A Thousand Times Per Day. So He Can Really Use This To Force Me Into Teeth Brushing. Xd

People Often Ask Why We Always Wear Underwear And T-Shirt At Home. Well, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually Our Geek Super Power! Xd

The Latest Starwars Movie Has Been Out For More Than A Week Now And We Still Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Watched The Movie. Now Joe Is Super Nervous About All The Spoilers Flying Around. He Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Dare To Spend Too Much Time On His Phone Or Tablet Just

This Is Why Random Striptease On Date Night Is A Bad Idea: It’s Not So Sexy When You Can’t Take The Damn Clothes Off. My Long Hairs Got All Tangled Up In The Zipper And It Tooks Us A Few Minutes To Get The Shirt Off Me. Next Time, More Practice Before

I Always Enjoy A Good Blowjob In The Morning. It’s Part Of My Morning Routine. Xd

Totemwar Is A Fantasy Fictional Story. The Main Character Marcel Guerrier Is Inspired By The Younger Me (When I Was In My Twenties. I Went Through A Terrible Break Up And I Was Obsessed With My Ex At That Time). The Last Time I Posted It, I Saw In The

Since Joe Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Either Of My Funny Postcards, I Had To Send A Generic &Amp;Ldquo;Happy Mother&Amp;Rsquo;S Day&Amp;Rdquo; Post Card With Flowers On It. But I Know My Mom Will Appreciate The Message. Do You Remember To Call Your Mom On Mother&Amp;Rsquo;S

Boyfriend Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Happy That I Talked A Lot With My Google Home Mini (Smart Speaker)&Amp;Hellip; I Think He&Amp;Rsquo;S Just Jealous Of The Depth Of Our Conversation. Xd

This Is How I Imagine Calvin Would Say To Google Home Mini In 2018. Ah, I Miss These Days Reading Calvin And Hobbes. And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Fun To Draw In The Style Of Mr. Bill Watterson. Xd

Daily Burden&Amp;Hellip;

Erikrhodes: (Is It Just Me Or Is Anyone Else’s Tumblr, Fucking Up?, Every Question I Answer, When It Loads, It Puts In The Wrong Question… Anyways, I Spent Some Time Answering This One, So I Put It In My Text Instead, And No I Don’t Write Them To

Our Own Carpool Karaoke! It Has Been How Many Years Since Frozen First Came Out? I Still Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember The Lyrics Of This Song Except &Amp;Ldquo;Let It Go, Let It Go&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; Xd

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