sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said &ldquo;hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling&rdquo; and i just stared at him and coldly said

sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said “hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling” and i just stared at him and coldly said

sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said “hi sweetheart

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