shakerattleandcrescentrolls: devious-devil: omnimodus: apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced

shakerattleandcrescentrolls: devious-devil: omnimodus: apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced

shakerattleandcrescentrolls: devious-devil: omnimodus: apparently the key to happiness

Wailorded: Me: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Satan: Fuck Off

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Lav3Nd3Rsky: Ive Literally Never Laughed So Much Omg When She Bangs Her Head I Cant

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This Is What A Good Hitler Joke Looks Like Ha

Castielsunderpants: Dekulord: I Honestly Don’t Understand Why People Don’t Believe Aliens Exist, Like Wtf Makes Us So Special That Out Of The Billions And Billions Of Stars And Planets In The Universe Only Our Solar System Can Sustain Life? Literally

Sickinq: My Parents Find It Hard To Punish Me Now Because I Literally Care About Nothing Now Cultivate That Attitude Of Supreme Indifference. Makes Like Much Easier And Way More Productive.

Aquify: Supernovaqirl: Anything Over $10 Is Expensive Anything Over Free Is Expensive

Trancepixie: Never Will Be, I Love It. Life Experience Has Taught Me That Women Generally Just Fucking Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T&Amp;Hellip;

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