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Shuckl: “New Year New Me” I Say Laughing With My Friends Suddenly I Grab Hold Of The Top Of My Head And Start Peeling My Skin Downwards, I Shed Out Of My Old Flesh And Am Now Completely Made New I Am A Snake

Metaphorically: I Was Crying In My Car In Front Of The Mcdonalds Near My House Eating French Fries And Listening To My Sad Playlist In The Car And A Black Guy Tapped On My Window And Just Gave Me Life Changing Advice “Its Going To Be Ok Lil Nigga You

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Madeelinee: More Stuffed Than A 12 Year Olds Bra At A One Direction Concert

Randomizeyourmind: Rape Has Become Endemic In South Africa, So A Medical Technician Named Sonette Ehlers Developed A Product That Immediately Gathered National Attention There. Ehlers Had Never Forgotten A Rape Victim Telling Her Forlornly, “If Only

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Merlsy: Merlsy: So Apparently The Risk Management People At My University Have Told My Political Science Professor That His Tardis Door Is In Violation Of Blah Blah Blah Because “People Might Think Police Are Actually Available In His Office” Ummm….

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Anatomyofaburnout: If You’re Gay And Live In Oklahoma And Don’t Call Yourself An Oklahomo Then What The Fuck Are You Doing With Your Life

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Patientfine-Balanced-Kind: It Always Amuses Me When Guys Get Nosebleeds They Seem So Shocked And Dismayed That This Could Happen I Mean, Blood Gushing Out Of A Hole In Your Body Making It Impossible To Laugh Or Cough Or Cry Without Spurting Sticky Red

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