nosdrinker: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN he’s an actor

nosdrinker: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN he’s an actor

nosdrinker: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks

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