just-shower-thoughts: Walking down the paper product aisle at my store of employment, I can’t help but think of how all that toilet paper I’m seeing people place in their carts will end up between their buttcheeks potentially by nightfall.

just-shower-thoughts: Walking down the paper product aisle at my store of employment, I can’t help but think of how all that toilet paper I’m seeing people place in their carts will end up between their buttcheeks potentially by nightfall.

just-shower-thoughts: Walking down the paper product aisle at my store of employment,

Starfleetrambo: Good Luck!No But Srsly If A Fandom You’re In Makes You Feel Terrible In Any Way That It’s No Fun Anymore, Then Maybe It’s Time To Talk To Satan Look For Another Fandomsequel To This Little Comic I Drew Last Year (Man My Style

Strangewerewolfgiver: Canineknot: Try-To-Get-Writing: Aghostnotaguardian: Littlestsecret: Naity-Sama: Some Words To Use When Writing Things: Winking Clenching Pulsing Fluttering Contracting Twitching Sucking Quivering Pulsating Throbbing Beating

Fang107: Sparklebara: Wanna Play Old School Runescape Again Am I A Loser For This? Probably. Do I Care? No. I Remember When Membership Prices Were Only $5 A Month Now It’s $10 I Think So Damn. It’d Be Cool To Get Someone Else And Play Together

Berandomness

Keepmywhiskeyneat: Got A Text From My Neighbor That Amazon Accidentally Wedged A Package Between The Door And The Hand Rail, Pinning Them Inside Their House. I Got There, Took A Picture Of The Box And Tweeted It To Amazon. They Responded With A Pun.

Fang107: These People Are Idiots.

Evilsupplyco: That Which Does Not Kill You Has Learned To Fear Your Name.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I’ve Raided More Tombs In Skyrim Than I Have In Tomb Raider

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once You Read The Dictionary, Every Other Book You Read Is Just A Remix.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: It’s Cool For My Wife To Buy Me Power Tools For My Birthday, But If I Was To Bring Her A Vacuum Cleaner…..

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Harry Potter Was Dreaming For Seven Years Because He Ran Headfirst Into A Wall At A Train Station?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Don’t Find Myself Unattractive, But I Also Don’t Find Myself Attractive. I Feel Like I’m Just Sort Of Here, Not Something That Really Grabs Anyone’s Attention. Sort Of Like A Chair. Or A Lamp.

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