pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: My deaf and blind dog Bitsy pouting because I “locked her in the kitchen” I didn’t get a picture but she yesterday was VERY ANGRY at me for not letting her get in the shower with me

pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: My deaf and blind dog Bitsy pouting because I “locked her in the kitchen” I didn’t get a picture but she yesterday was VERY ANGRY at me for not letting her get in the shower with me

pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: pinkmanthedog: My deaf and blind dog

Toadprince: An Instagram Ad Telling Me Not To Tape My Laptop Camera Is The Most Suspicious Shit Ever

The-Golden-Onion:so I Work At A Library And About A Month Ago I Helped A Little Old Woman Who Is Legally Blind Figure Out How To Listen To Our Audiobooks On Her Tablet. We Got To Chatting And I Mentioned That I Always Listen To Audiobooks While I Knit,

St-Just: So Went With Some Friends To See Gentlemen, And My Thoughtless And Unexamined Review Walking Out Of The Theater Is “A Conclusive Answer To The Question ‘What If Quentin Tarantino Was English?’“

Porrimmaryam:hello To Sluts Only

Maghrabiyya:i Just Had A Dream That I Had A Baby That Was So Vivid That When My Alarm Went Off Which Reads The Time Out Loud, I Was Convinced It Was A Midwife Reading Out The Time Of Birth.i Fumbled Around For My Phone About To Text My Employer That I

Chacaltaya: Adz: One Time This Nondescript Guy Came Into My Dunkin Donuts And Ordered A Small Black Coffee With Blueberry Flavor Shot, And For Some Reason That Peculiar Order Stuck With Me So Much That When, Seven Months Later, I Saw Him In The Parking

Officialgrandpa: Literally Cannot Stop Thinking About How My Dmv Employed Aunt Texted Me Last Year ‘Did The Renewal Driving Test For A Very Nice Man Today You’ll Never Guess Who :)’ And The Picture Attached Was Just Her And Keanu Fucking Reeves

Satan-Parisienne: Areasontobreathe: Satan-Parisienne: Cipheramnesia: Deliriumcrow: Ranibow-Sprimkles: Idareu2Bme: Spuffybot: Undanewneon: Aridotdash: Themintycupcake: Madgastronomer: Hojolove: Vampireapologist: Ppl Are So Annoying “You

Ahsadler: Programmerhumour: Million Dollar Idea Bug Time

Gun-Flame:tonysopranobignaturals:speaking Of The Reylo Therapist I Get Genuinely Concerned When I Learn Some Of These Self Identified Fandom Moms Have Children. Can You Imagine Being 5 And Your Mom Is Busy Arguing With Teenagers On Tumblr About Shipping

Jihaad: Jihaad: Harry Potter Is So Funny They Really Just Categorized 11-Yr-Olds As Either Jocks, Nerds, Betas, Or Ethnonationalists What Are They Gonna Do, Call Me A “Heckin Moldy Slice Of Bread” Or Some Shit? I’m Quaking.

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