mamayuuma: nayx: date a boy who wears shoes that light up OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS A DUDE WHO HAD LEGIT LIGHT UP SNEAKERS AND THIS GIRL WENT UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS SHOES WERE THE COOLEST GOD

mamayuuma: nayx: date a boy who wears shoes that light up OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS A DUDE WHO HAD LEGIT LIGHT UP SNEAKERS AND THIS GIRL WENT UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS SHOES WERE THE COOLEST GOD

mamayuuma: nayx: date a boy who wears shoes that light up OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT

Rebagled: Taking A Picture And Not Knowing The Flash Is On

Nappyheadet: I Was Just In A Good Ass Restaurant And This Dumb Baby Started Crying Like ???? Do You Not See This Food God Has Blessed Us With Stupid Baby????

Imsirius: Mcgonagall Be Readin’ Dumbledore Be Chillin’

Deppsex: But Why Would You Even Give Him The Waterbed He Had Scissors For Hands Scissors

Theonewithscissorsforhands: Doctormodel: Saying Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Get Abortions Because They Were The Ones Who Had Unprotected Sex Is Like Saying Smokers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment For Lung Cancer Or Drivers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment

Urulokid: Jaredsadalecki: Breaking News: Obama Is Not Real. Obama Is A Fiction Of Our Imaginations. This Country Is Being Run By Our Imaginary Friend, Barack Obama Unsurprising As The Republican Party Apparently Doesn’t Believe That Successful Black

Baelor: Scary Movies Set In Houses Are The Worst I Live In A House

Getthefuckin-Orfuckthefuckoff: Tennants-Hair: I Have A Dog. Her Name Is Bella Every Fucking Time I Tell Someone Her Name Is Bella They Go ”Oh The One From Twilight” No You Lil Shit. My Dog Is Named After Bellatrix She Is The Dark Lord’s Right

Cuntgradulation: Thanks Mom

Xld: I Need A Hug Or 6 Shots Of Vodka

Theconsultingvillain: ↳ Jim Moriarty + Character Tropes

Caitlyn-Chan: I Bought This Next Top And I Feel Really Cute In It. It Has A Collar And A Bow On It And It’s So Cute And It Makes /Me/ Feel Really Cute.

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