evilscientist: guccipoop: nosdrinker: coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin then why is it blue ohhh shit

evilscientist: guccipoop: nosdrinker: coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin then why is it blue ohhh shit

evilscientist: guccipoop: nosdrinker: coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally sent

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Insanity-Rain: I’m Pissing Myself Because Danny Has Like A Double Sided Backpack Or Some Shit Why Does He Have Straps On Both Sides Does He Keep Those There In Case He Gets Lonely And Wants To Carry Someone With Him Or?????

Gwenlightened: So I Was Using The Bathroom And I Needed To Pee And I Couldn’t So Then I Thought In My Head, “Pee, Come On! I Know Urine There!”And Then I Wound Up Laughing So Hard That I Peed

Queencrash: Ritornerai: What If Gordon Ramsay Voiced A Gps &Amp;Ldquo;Great Job, You Missed The Exit You Fucking Disgrace.&Amp;Rdquo;

Rneerkat: Rneerkat: Girls Might Be Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice But If U Took Out The Niceness And Added Some Flour And Eggs U Could Make Some Muffins Which Are Also Pretty Cool

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Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Megalodonsrockyourshat: Thisurlisunavailable: Thisurlisunavailable: I Wonder What The Weirdest Fanfiction Is Found It Excuse You I Give Up

Nickelbackthatassup: You Havent Seen Anger Until Youve Seen Me Being Forced To Write Mrs Bieber On A Cup For Some White Girl Ordering A Vanilla Bean Frap I Hate My Job

Timelordangel: We’ve All Got That Weird Pretty Big Secret That We Don’t Really Hide But Like We Don’t Flaunt It Like “My Brother Died Of Cancer” Or “I’m Gay” Or “I Tried To Kill Myself Last Year” Or Anything Really And When You Find

Nointerrruption: Domaybe: When You And Your Friends Hate The Same Person Yea… That’s Really Mature And Professional. So Mean Girls-Ish. I Wonder If The Job You’re At Knows About This. Yes I’m Gonna Get Fired From My Minimum Wage Job

Nic0Cacola: Our Puppy Recently Had An Operation And Got The Cone (Or Lampshade Haha), So We Decided To Do This.

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