pamplemoose: stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin I hate how I have to give up my own blood for a stupid password.

pamplemoose: stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin I hate how I have to give up my own blood for a stupid password.

pamplemoose: stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter,

Brokenwingsflyingaway: Brokenwingsflyingaway: Can I Tell My Math Teacher I’m Atheist And Can’t Solve Exponential Functions Due To The Fact That I Don’t Believe In Higher Powers Or This Is Probably The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Said Or Will Ever

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Pizzaforpresident: The Worst Thing In The World Was Being At A Friend’s House And They Ask You Something Like “Hey Rhyse, You Want A Popsicle?” And Of Course You’re Like “Oh Golly Do I Ever!” And Then They Turn Around And Scream “Mom! Rhyse

Powerburial: A Really Tough Guy In A Sleeveless Shirt Who Gets Mad And Goes To Roll Up His Sleeves But Forgets He Cut The Sleeves Off But He’s So Tough He Rolls Up His Skin

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Wakeuptothesound: If You Were A Vegetable You Would Be A Cabbitch

Whorusszahhak: Run Blog???? No!!!! Too Fast!!!! Too Danger!!!!! Walk Blog Carefully

Nue: *40 Year Old White Father Voice* Hey Sport

Confusedtree: I Really Like Clique Because It Sounds Really Tough And Full Of Bravado But It’s Actually Jay-Z, Big Sean And Kanye Talking About How Fond Of Their Friends They All Are And It’s Very Cute

Methlabrador: Ah Yes, Rap Music. I Listened To A Lot Of Bigger Smalls And Two Pack In My Day. Used To Skateboard Around. Used To Smoke Some Illegal Drug Cigarettes. Do Some Drunk Beer. Yes, I Was Living Wild And Free

Perfunctory: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And Then You Notice The Little Phrases That You Use And The Stupid Little Things You Say Slipping Into Their Vocabulary More And More

Nonomella: That Terrifying Moment When Everything Is Happily Resolved But The Book Still Has 200 Pages Left

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