flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,

flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,

flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview

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