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sexual-phan: sir-positron: cuss-turd: prettyboysmakemefeelthings: in-love-with-my-bed: tohellandbackagain-asherlocktale: gnarly: circumcising: what did people even wear in 2008 apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur With the fur the whole

sexual-phan: sir-positron: cuss-turd: prettyboysmakemefeelthings: in-love-with-my-bed:

Piranhabat: Jakemalik: *Drops Food On Floor* Germs: Go Get It! Quick! King Germ: No.. We Must Wait 5 Seconds.. It Is The Rule My Favorite Thing About This Post Is That Germs Have Apparently Gained Enough Sentience To Develop A Form Of Monarchy

Zerosympathy: *Accidentally Starts Masturbating*

Thedoctorisreadyallonsy: G-Erti: You Know How Sometimes You Want To Listen To Music But Everything You Listen To Is Just Supremely Unsatisfying Even If Its Songs You Usually Love; They Are Just So Unappealing And You Have No Idea What You Actually Want

Theangelthatfellfordean: That Moment Of Intimacy With The Person Who Adjusts Your Seat Belt On A Roller Coaster

Wartortles: *Holding Phone In Hand* Where The Fuck Is My Phone

Vangoghismyboyfriend: My Favorite Thing About The World Is That The Cool Kids From School Always Have The Worst Tumblrs

Best-Of-Funny: Buriaq: Coolbutcautious: The Only Reason I Go To School Is Because I Donn’t Wanna Be An Unemployed College Drop Out. I Wanna Be An Unemployed College Graduate Thats The Spirit X

Thequeenstons: &Amp;Ldquo;I Tried Not To Reblog This I Swear&Amp;Rdquo; Yeah Well You Fucking Failed. How Does It Feel To Be A Fucking Failure You Piece Of Shit

Deaneggsandsam: Adult: “Do U Know What College You Want To Go To Yet?” Me: [Sweats Nervously] Monsters University

In-Vagina-We-Thrust: Niggablvd: My Girlfriend Just Asked Me To Learn Sign Language With Her So She Can Tell Me How Bad She Wants To Fuck Me In Front Of My Parents Keep Her

Snapchatting: You Are Under Arrest For Being Attractive And Ruining My Life

Buttsec: I Just Sneezed And My Brother Texted Me “Shut Up”

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