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officialunitedstates: unicornsneedlovetoo: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: what language do they speak at the center of the earth core-ean THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY

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Smallgovernment: What’s The Difference Between An Old Greyhound Bus Terminal And A Lobster With 36B Breasts? One’s A Crusty Bus Station And The Other’s A Busty Crustacean

Fugrats: Have You Seen My Sex Tape

Shessosumptuous: So Homosexuality Is A Sin But High Heeled Sneakers Aren’t

Punkgoesbridget: Cumber-Bitches: Peenslayer: In Australia We Actually Have A Tv Channel Called ‘7Mate’ Well In Britain We Have A Tv Channel Called ‘Dave’ And If You Missed A Programme On It, You Can Watch That Programme An Hour Later On Their

Lluxerion: I Went On Google And Typed In “Jj The Jet Plane” And I Just Wat Exactly Were They Trying To Accomplish With This Show

Su-Ic-Id-Al: Unhiddenscars: When You Bite Down On Something You’re Actually Biting Up Because You Can’t Move Your Top Jaw This Just Fucked Me Over So Badly

Jaclcfrost: Being In A School Building After Hours Is A Very Surreal And Creepy Thing Like If You Listen Closely You Can Hear The Ghosts Of The Dreams Of Children And Teachers Asking You Why You Didn’t Go To The Bathroom During The Break

Laurosnes: More Celebrities Should Donate Blood Like Could You Imagine Having The Blood Of Meryl Streep Running Through Your Veins

Wearethewolfhearts: Whats-Crackin-Ho: How Concerned Do You Think People Would Be If I Started Putting Quotation Marks Around Everything I Do Like If Someone Asked Me What I Was Doing I’d Answer With Something Like Oh Just “Taking Out The Trash”

Tiesaretedious: Holy Shit So Today In Class The Weirdest Fucking Shit Happened A Bee Got Into My Class And Everyone Was Freaking Out, So All Of A Sudden, This Kid Goes “I Got It” And He Fucking Pulls Out A Rubber Fucking Band And Shoots It The Fuck

Landfalls: Am I The Only One Who Really Likes It When Ur Holding Someone’s Hand And They Just Rub Their Thumb Across Yours

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: It’s Weird How British People Say “Lift” Instead Of “Elevator” And How My Dad Says “You Are A Dissappointment” Instead Of “I Love You”

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