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saddestblogger:if u ever feel stupid just remember that one time me and my family were on an elevator for 15 minutes panicking and thinking we were stuck only to find out that none of us had pressed any buttons when we first got on

saddestblogger:if u ever feel stupid just remember that one time me and my family

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