tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because

tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because

tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday

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