overblood: long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper

overblood: long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper

overblood: long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with

Condensedbloodmilk: Onlinegf: Why Are 15 Year Olds So Angry

Just Breathe

Snopchat: Mom What The Fuck Do You Mean Youre Not A Virgin

Watsonly: Soudas: Can You Even Sue The President Like What If You Tried To Sue Obama And You Just Got A Letter Back Saying “No” And He Came To Your House And Did The Worm Why Is It I Don’t Find Text Posts Like This Strange Anymore

P1Unk: Oftentimes Women Might Smile At Cat-Callers Out Of Nervousness Or Pure Fear Because They Know That If They React Negatively That Guy Could Get Way Scarier And Even Violent It’s Not A “Wow I’m So Flattered” Smile It’s Literally A “Please

Half Boy Half Robot Half Ravioli

Masterguitarguy: Oh My Fucking God Im Like Crying

Shisnojon: Breh

Curtest: My Mom Say That Everyone Has A Beautiful Side. So I Guess I’m A Circle.

Bby

Urlcum: Livelawless: Lnvocation: My Thighs Are Huge Cuz They’re Full Of Secrets Wrap Them Around My Ears And Let Me Hear Them All You Smooth Motherfucker

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