dirks: today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally

dirks: today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally

dirks: today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok