flashy-title:Husband planted a zillion (rough estimate) tulips (my absolute fave flower) in our yard and whenever I see them, I get insanely happy. Also I’ve had the past week off from work and husband has been using me like a fleshlight and pissed

flashy-title:Husband planted a zillion (rough estimate) tulips (my absolute fave flower) in our yard and whenever I see them, I get insanely happy. Also I’ve had the past week off from work and husband has been using me like a fleshlight and pissed

Flashy-Title:slice Of Life I’m Sitting In My Clean But Not Spotless (We Do Actually Live Here) Kitchen, Waiting On My Ganache To Cool So I Can Pour It Over The Cannoli Cake I Made Tonight (Cannoli Cake Is Super Special To Me Because It Was Our Wedding

Whatwhoresarefor: Properly Labelled Meat