&ldquo;Honey, I know you&rsquo;ve been away for a year, but I didn&rsquo;t tell you I was pregnant by my extremely well-hung lover.&rdquo;

“Honey, I know you’ve been away for a year, but I didn’t tell you I was pregnant by my extremely well-hung lover.”

“Honey, I know you’ve been away for a year, but I didn’t