alphawifebetahusband: &ldquo;He is hitting on me every time you leave the room,&rdquo; my wife warned me. What did I do? I left the room more often.

alphawifebetahusband: “He is hitting on me every time you leave the room,” my wife warned me. What did I do? I left the room more often.

alphawifebetahusband: “He is hitting on me every time you leave the room,”