CAPTION COMPETITION 2 She&rsquo;s very excited and he doesn&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s coming&hellip;. captions please! Please submit captions any which way you like (Ask Uxorious, Submit,&hellip;) Closing date Tuesday 5th September. Winning entry gets

CAPTION COMPETITION 2 She’s very excited and he doesn’t know what’s coming…. captions please! Please submit captions any which way you like (Ask Uxorious, Submit,…) Closing date Tuesday 5th September. Winning entry gets

CAPTION COMPETITION 2 She’s very excited and he doesn’t know

This Is The One! The Pan Whose Bottom He Burnt With Last Night&Amp;Rsquo;S Dinner. I Always Love The Punishment To Fit The Crime. So I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Use This Pan. &Amp;Ldquo;Hooonnneeeyyy! Get Into The Garage And Over The Spanking Bench.&Amp;Rdquo; Caption Credit:

Caption Competition 1 Winner! Roses Are Red Cages Are Silver I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Lost The Key What&Amp;Rsquo;S For Dinner? Caption Credit: Miss Ty B Many Thanks To Ty For This Caption. Please Do Enter Our Next Caption Competition!

The Flowers Will Fade, But I Know Your Submission To Me Never Will. I Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Let It. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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I Rang Up To Cancel All Our Pay Tv - You Know I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Watch Any Of It. They Said They Had To Speak To You Since The Account&Amp;Rsquo;S In Your Name. I Promise You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Miss It. You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be So Busy Pleasing Me You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Moment

No, You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Into My Bed Tonight. I Like The Space While You Sleep On The Floor. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Wait Till He&Amp;Rsquo;S Done To Tell Him About His Attitude Problem. Five Stroke Of The Paddle, Five Dollars, And Write This Line Five Times For Each Item He Ironed:&Amp;Ldquo;I Must Smile When Given The Pleasure Of Doing Ironing For My Wife.&Amp;Rdquo;

No Joke Honey, I Am Going To Give You Exactly What You Want Tonight. You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Sleeping Much Tonight, I Promise. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Take You Home. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Unlock Your Chastity Belt. After I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Brought You To The Edge Of

I Love This Dream Where He Does All The Housework, Makes Me Come On Demand, And Asks Nothing In Return. It’s So Realistic. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Ooh, Only A Few Hours To Go Darling. Then You Find Out If You Pick The Lucky Cookie. I Advise You To Take Very Small Bites&Amp;Hellip; Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like To Swallow The Key Now, Honey, Would You? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.

God, You Need To Be Told Not To Vacuum Around Me When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Working?! Get Yourself Locked In The Cage Right Now. And Take Pen And Paper. Your Apology Letter Better Be Good. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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