Welcome to KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD! Where I document all that is weird in Beach City. Unfortunately, the ol&rsquo; BC has been pretty quiet this week&hellip; Oh, except for the fact that I TALKED TO A FISH! There&rsquo;s this fish aquarium store on

Welcome to KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD! Where I document all that is weird in Beach City. Unfortunately, the ol’ BC has been pretty quiet this week… Oh, except for the fact that I TALKED TO A FISH! There’s this fish aquarium store on

Welcome to KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD! Where I document all that is weird in Beach City.

The Other Day My Little Bro, Peedee, Was Being All Serious About Life And Our Jobs At The Fry Shop. I Think He&Amp;Rsquo;S Tired Of Wearing That Fry Costume. Pretty Sure He Wants To Work The Deep Fryer Like Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like, Bro, If You Want This Job

Steven&Amp;Rsquo;S Fingers!!!! What!!

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Sorry For The Lapse Of Entries, But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Hard At Work Investigating The Latest Amusement Park Disaster To Strike Beach City&Amp;Rsquo;S Funland. For Those Of You Out Of Towners, A Couple Weeks Ago A Ride Malfunctioned And Turned Beach City Into

Just Snapping A Quick Selfie Before My Match Tonight At Beach City Underground! Since I Pinned Tommy Ten Fingers Last Week, The Loch Ness Bloggster Finally Getting His Big Main Event Push Against One Of The Company&Amp;Rsquo;S Top Heels! Don&Amp;Rsquo;T

I Take It Back, Wrestling Is Very Real. Purple Puma Totally Buried Me Tonight! I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Get To Use My Signature Move, The Head Loch! Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Face It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Going To Be A Mid-Card Jobber For The Rest Of My Life. At Least

I Was Fooled Yesterday. Fooled Into Thinking Steven Had An Invisible Pet Lion. So Stupid. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Skeptical Free-Thinker, So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Surprised I Believed Such A Silly Idea. In Other News, Steven Might Be Pregnant! Haven&Amp;Rsquo

Someone Broke Teens Of Rage!!! Ask;Ldfjas! Teens Of Rage Was My Favorite Game! I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just So Full Of Some Kind Of Emotion. Anger! No Anger Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Right Word. But Something Like Anger! Funland Had The Only Teens Of Rage Cabinet In

This Week, I Thought I&Amp;Rsquo;D Investigate The Classic Legend Of The Beach City Carnie Graveyard! Back In The 30S, The County Passed A Law Banning &Amp;Ldquo;Circus Folk&Amp;Rdquo; From Being Buried Amongst &Amp;Ldquo;Regular Folk&Amp;Rdquo;. So The Circus Folk

Yesterday, A Bunch Of Weird Crystalline Flowers Showered Beach City At Sunset. Who Knows Where This Mysterious Flora Came From. Perhaps It Was A Seasonal Gift From Nature. Or Perhaps It Was To Signal The Invasion Of Bee People From Outer Space!!!

A Lot Of Weird Weather Has Been Happening In Beach City Lately. First, A Crystal Flower Shower, And Now It&Amp;Rsquo;S Raining Guys! You Know, G.u.y.s.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Toys. My Guess Is It&Amp;Rsquo;S Some Viral Marketing

I Saw Dogcopter 3 In 3D Tonight And All I Have To Say Is Woof! First Of All, It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Huge Mistake To Turn The Last Dogcopter Book Into Three Movies. Yes, The Last Book Is Over 900 Pages, But There&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Enough Story! And The 3D Was Complete

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