Sorry for the lapse of entries, but I&rsquo;ve been hard at work investigating the latest amusement park disaster to strike Beach City&rsquo;s Funland. For those of you out of towners, a couple weeks ago a ride malfunctioned and turned Beach City into

Sorry for the lapse of entries, but I’ve been hard at work investigating the latest amusement park disaster to strike Beach City’s Funland. For those of you out of towners, a couple weeks ago a ride malfunctioned and turned Beach City into

Sorry for the lapse of entries, but I’ve been hard at work investigating

Just Snapping A Quick Selfie Before My Match Tonight At Beach City Underground! Since I Pinned Tommy Ten Fingers Last Week, The Loch Ness Bloggster Finally Getting His Big Main Event Push Against One Of The Company&Amp;Rsquo;S Top Heels! Don&Amp;Rsquo;T

I Take It Back, Wrestling Is Very Real. Purple Puma Totally Buried Me Tonight! I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Get To Use My Signature Move, The Head Loch! Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Face It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Going To Be A Mid-Card Jobber For The Rest Of My Life. At Least

I Was Fooled Yesterday. Fooled Into Thinking Steven Had An Invisible Pet Lion. So Stupid. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Skeptical Free-Thinker, So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Surprised I Believed Such A Silly Idea. In Other News, Steven Might Be Pregnant! Haven&Amp;Rsquo

Someone Broke Teens Of Rage!!! Ask;Ldfjas! Teens Of Rage Was My Favorite Game! I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just So Full Of Some Kind Of Emotion. Anger! No Anger Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Right Word. But Something Like Anger! Funland Had The Only Teens Of Rage Cabinet In

This Week, I Thought I&Amp;Rsquo;D Investigate The Classic Legend Of The Beach City Carnie Graveyard! Back In The 30S, The County Passed A Law Banning &Amp;Ldquo;Circus Folk&Amp;Rdquo; From Being Buried Amongst &Amp;Ldquo;Regular Folk&Amp;Rdquo;. So The Circus Folk

Yesterday, A Bunch Of Weird Crystalline Flowers Showered Beach City At Sunset. Who Knows Where This Mysterious Flora Came From. Perhaps It Was A Seasonal Gift From Nature. Or Perhaps It Was To Signal The Invasion Of Bee People From Outer Space!!!

A Lot Of Weird Weather Has Been Happening In Beach City Lately. First, A Crystal Flower Shower, And Now It&Amp;Rsquo;S Raining Guys! You Know, G.u.y.s.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Toys. My Guess Is It&Amp;Rsquo;S Some Viral Marketing

I Saw Dogcopter 3 In 3D Tonight And All I Have To Say Is Woof! First Of All, It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Huge Mistake To Turn The Last Dogcopter Book Into Three Movies. Yes, The Last Book Is Over 900 Pages, But There&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Enough Story! And The 3D Was Complete

The Pizza Shop Where I Steal Wi-Fi Was Attacked From The Sky! And On The Very Afternoon I Was Going To Upload My Exposé On Drones… Pterodactyl Drones! Coincidence? I Think Never! It&Amp;Rsquo;S Too Bad I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Upload The 2Tb Pdf - It&Amp;Rsquo;S

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Heard Rumors Of An Ancient Mystery At The Beach City Mini-Golf And Shrimp Buffet. Legend Is The Giant Plastic Dinosaur At The 6Th Hole Is An Actual Dinosaur. Supposedly The Original Owner Secretly Kept It As A Pet, And After It Died, He

Keep Beach City Weird Is Back! I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Off The Grid For The Summer. Not Because Government Was On My Tail, But Because I… Dropped My Phone In The Toilet. And Then I Was Googling &Amp;Ldquo;How To Remove A Phone From A Toilet In A Way That

Update From My Phone. Ugh! Moments After My Photo Shoot, Some Crazy Thing Came Out Of The Ocean And Shook The Earth! I Dropped My Laptop And It Broke… Again. I Have No Idea What That Thing Was, But I Can Only Assume Fracking Is To Blame. Probably

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