Full Porn Pics - The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very afternoon I was going to upload my exposé on DRONES… PTERODACTYL DRONES! Coincidence? I think NEVER! It’s too bad I couldn’t upload the 2TB PDF

The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very afternoon I was going to upload my exposé on DRONES… PTERODACTYL DRONES! Coincidence? I think NEVER! It’s too bad I couldn’t upload the 2TB PDF - it’s

The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Heard Rumors Of An Ancient Mystery At The Beach City Mini-Golf And Shrimp Buffet. Legend Is The Giant Plastic Dinosaur At The 6Th Hole Is An Actual Dinosaur. Supposedly The Original Owner Secretly Kept It As A Pet, And After It Died, He

Keep Beach City Weird Is Back! I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Off The Grid For The Summer. Not Because Government Was On My Tail, But Because I… Dropped My Phone In The Toilet. And Then I Was Googling &Amp;Ldquo;How To Remove A Phone From A Toilet In A Way That

Update From My Phone. Ugh! Moments After My Photo Shoot, Some Crazy Thing Came Out Of The Ocean And Shook The Earth! I Dropped My Laptop And It Broke… Again. I Have No Idea What That Thing Was, But I Can Only Assume Fracking Is To Blame. Probably

Beach City Was On Fire Today! The Whole Boardwalk! Some Blame Teenage Hijinks, But I Know The Real Culprit: The Ghost Of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He Set A Record 335 Fires In The Summer Of 1862. Back Then,

At Any Given Moment, If You Asked Me What I Was Thinking About, The Answer Would Be One Of Two Things: Katana Swords, Or The Possibility Of Alternate Timelines Running Parallel To Our Own! Proving The Existence Of These Timelines Can Be Pretty Tricky,

While Combing The Beach For The Unexplained, And Buried Pirate Treasure, I Found Some Very Mysterious Chips. They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Of The Potato Persuasion, Ruffled And Coated With Some Sort Of Green &Amp;Ldquo;Flavor-Substance&Amp;Rdquo;. I Suspected It To Be A

What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool. Or If The Homeowners Association In

Crystal-Gems: Keepbeachcityweird: What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool.

So Thanks, Everyone, For Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post. Unfortunately, By Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post, Everyone Was Reblogging My Post. I Was Up All Night Trying To Contact Tumblr And Get Them To Take Down All The

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Gone!!!! I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How It Happened! The Beach Is A Desert! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Formulate Coherent Theories Right Now. Government Subsidized Desalinization For Illuminati Pool Parties? Ecco The Dolphin Larpers Gone Too

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Back!!!! Steven And His Friends Got The Ocean Back! Not That I Was Personally Worried. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Particularly Enjoy Swimming Or Boating Or The Outdoors In General, But The Ocean Was The Backbone Of Our Small Town Economy.

I Saw A Ufo!!! An Ultimate Fighting Optometrist? No! An Unidentified Flying Object!!! I Was Out Bat Watching, It Being Dracula Season And All, When I Saw Something Shooting Through The Night Sky! The Speed And Trajectory Could Only Mean It Was

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