Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks, but I know the real culprit: The Ghost of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He set a record 335 fires in the summer of 1862. Back then,

Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks, but I know the real culprit: The Ghost of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He set a record 335 fires in the summer of 1862. Back then,

Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks,

At Any Given Moment, If You Asked Me What I Was Thinking About, The Answer Would Be One Of Two Things: Katana Swords, Or The Possibility Of Alternate Timelines Running Parallel To Our Own! Proving The Existence Of These Timelines Can Be Pretty Tricky,

While Combing The Beach For The Unexplained, And Buried Pirate Treasure, I Found Some Very Mysterious Chips. They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Of The Potato Persuasion, Ruffled And Coated With Some Sort Of Green &Amp;Ldquo;Flavor-Substance&Amp;Rdquo;. I Suspected It To Be A

What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool. Or If The Homeowners Association In

Crystal-Gems: Keepbeachcityweird: What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool.

So Thanks, Everyone, For Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post. Unfortunately, By Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post, Everyone Was Reblogging My Post. I Was Up All Night Trying To Contact Tumblr And Get Them To Take Down All The

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Gone!!!! I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How It Happened! The Beach Is A Desert! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Formulate Coherent Theories Right Now. Government Subsidized Desalinization For Illuminati Pool Parties? Ecco The Dolphin Larpers Gone Too

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Back!!!! Steven And His Friends Got The Ocean Back! Not That I Was Personally Worried. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Particularly Enjoy Swimming Or Boating Or The Outdoors In General, But The Ocean Was The Backbone Of Our Small Town Economy.

I Saw A Ufo!!! An Ultimate Fighting Optometrist? No! An Unidentified Flying Object!!! I Was Out Bat Watching, It Being Dracula Season And All, When I Saw Something Shooting Through The Night Sky! The Speed And Trajectory Could Only Mean It Was

Time For Another Ronaldo Rant! Fish Stew Pizza&Amp;Rsquo;S Vip(Izza) Coupons Are Bogus! Kofi Told Me That You Gotta Buy A Whole Pizza If You Want It To Count Towards A Free Pizza - Individual Slices Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Count! That&Amp;Rsquo;S Ridiculous! I

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Going Through My Weird Files - My Collection Of Weird Findings That I Keep In My Weird Filing Cabinet - And I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;S All Starting Coming Together. The Strange Rocks. The Mysterious Holes. The Enigmatic

Check Out What I Found While Skinning A Bag Of Potatoes At The Fry Shop! Does This Studly Spud Remind You Of Anyone? Maybe A Certain Blogger?It’s Me! It Looks Just Like Me! I’m Sure The Boys In The White House Science Lab Would Have You Believe

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