Full Porn Pics - Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and I have reconstr

Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and I have reconstr

Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed

So I Went To My First Rave Tonight! I Was Expecting To See Lots Of Weird Things - Candy Necklaces, Grown Adults Using Pacifiers, The Dropping Of Crazy Sick Beats. But Nothing Could Prepare Me For What I Saw In That Warehouse - A Teenager Split Apart

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Posting From My Phone Tonight Because Something Horrible Happened. Dad! Peedee! If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Reading This - I&Amp;Rsquo;M Stuck Underneath The Fridge! I Came Downstairs To Get A Snack And It Fell On Me! Ug! Who Could&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Predicted

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Hoarse From Yelling For Help. I Guess Dad And Peedee Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Hear My Over The Thunderstorm. And I Guess They Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Read My Blog Like They Said Because If They Did They Would Come Downstairs And Help Me!

Why Aren’t You Reading My Blog?!?! I’m Stuck Underneath The Fridge!!!!The Worst Part Is, I Can’t Even Reach The Sandwich I Was Gonna Eat! Maybe I Can Improvise Some Sort Of Sandwich Reaching Device To Reach It. If I Could Just Get That Sandwich,

I’ve Built A Sandwich Reaching Device Using Some Straws And A Banana. You Might Be Thinking, Ronaldo, Why Don’t You Just Eat The Banana If You’re So Hungry. Well, I Don’t Feel Like Eating A Banana Right Now. I Want A Sandwich! And I Want

Sandwich Reacher Failed. I Was Not Able To Get The Sandwich. I Fear I Might Die Under Here. If Anyone Out There Is Reading This, Just Grant Me This One Last Wish: Keep Beach City Weird!And Also I Want My Body To Be Shot Into Space With A Print

My Dad Found Me, I’m Ok. See You Next Week Weirdos!

Keep Beach City Nostalgic!Tonight I&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking A Look Back At An Underrated Classic: The No Home Boys Graphic Novel Adapation. In 1965, The Author Of The No Home Boys, Dustylegs Jefferson, Died Tragically When He Was Hit By A Train Full Of Circus

I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Resist Posting My No Home Boys Oc. My Hobosona&Amp;Rsquo;S Name Is Ronaldo Bindleberry. His Special Bindle Items Are A Can Of Beans (Edamame Of Course), A Photo Of His Long Lost Brother (Who He Hopes To Find On His Journey), And A Level

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Sometimes I Think About All The Bad Decisions I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Made And How They&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Affected My Life, And I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Change Them. But Unless I Can Find A Way To Break Into The Pentagon And Steal A Time Bike, I’m Just Stuck

I’ve Been Hearing Very Weird Sonic Disturbances All Week And I Finally Caught One On Camera! Perhaps It’s A Polymorphic Sentient… Comet?! I’ll Have To Do More Investigating, But I Have A Feeling Something Big Is Going To Happen In Beach City

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