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Clientsfromhell: I Work As A Copywriter For A Company That Specializes In Ecommerce. We Help Our Clients Manage Their Presence On Sites Like Amazon, Walmart.com, And So On. On Monday, I Get A Frantic Email From A Client, Talking About How They Screwed

Clientsfromhell:  I Work As A Copywriter For A Company That Specializes In Ecommerce.

Clientsfromhell: Client: Make Sure I’m Able To Access All My Site’s Users Passwords. Me: That’s Not Ethical, Or A Good Idea. Also, The Passwords Are Hashed And Stored In A Database Somewhere, So We Really Can’t See Them.  Client: 

Clientsfromhell: Client: Make Sure I’m Able To Access All My Site’s Users Passwords.

Clientsfromhell: Client: We Are Now Turning Over $6 Million A Year, And Would Like To Go The Next Level. We’d Like To Rebrand So We Can Appeal To The Corporates. Client Comes In For A Brand Workshop. Hours Are Spent Defining The Brand, Its Values, Its

Clientsfromhell: Client: We Are Now Turning Over $6 Million A Year, And Would Like

Clientsfromhell: I Just Wrapped Up A New Website For A Client. They Loved It Then Told Me They Wanted A Brochure.  Client: Can We Use The Website As A Brochure? Me: Yes, I Can Use The Same Content, Colors And Images To Design A Brochure That Reflects

Clientsfromhell: I Just Wrapped Up A New Website For A Client. They Loved It Then

Clientsfromhell: Client: Thanks! The Footage Of The Conference Looks Great.me: Thanks.  I’ll Get This Uploaded To Our Site Today.client: There’s Just One Thing.  At About 20 Minutes In, A Man Stands Up In Front Of The Camera And Then Leaves The

Clientsfromhell:  Client: Thanks! The Footage Of The Conference Looks Great.me: Thanks. 

Clientsfromhell: Client: There Are Too Many Right Angles. It Looks Boxy.me: Shouldn’t Have Gone With Squarespace, Then.client: What?Me: Nothing.

Clientsfromhell:  Client: There Are Too Many Right Angles. It Looks Boxy.me: Shouldn’t

Clientsfromhell: Client: Why Is This Taking So Long? It Should Only Take Two Hours!Me: You’re Asking Me To Design A Document With 50 A4 Pages, With 20 Tables And Graphs Throughout.client: That’s Right.me: So You Think It Takes 2.4 Minutes To Design

Clientsfromhell:  Client: Why Is This Taking So Long? It Should Only Take Two Hours!Me:

Transientmode–Home: Tokingwitharafat: A Story From My Dad The Lawyer When My Dad Was In His Mid 20S And Just Starting Out As A Lawyer He Had A Client Who Was Accused Of Being A Pimp…The Client Asked Him What He Should Wear To Court And My Dad Says

Transientmode–Home:  Tokingwitharafat:  A Story From My Dad The Lawyer When My

Ghost-Of-Tamale:snarkitect:mysharona1987:My Studio Manager Uses Smiley Faces In Emails To Clients All The Time.my Other Studio Manager Once Said To A Client “Am I On Crack? What Are You Talking About?”Professionalism Takes Many Forms.i Was Diagnosing

Ghost-Of-Tamale:snarkitect:mysharona1987:My Studio Manager Uses Smiley Faces In Emails

Wizardstan: Wizardshark: Freelance-Honey-Badger: Peanutbutterandjeri: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet,

Wizardstan:  Wizardshark:  Freelance-Honey-Badger:  Peanutbutterandjeri:  Clientsfromhell:

Clientsfromhell: I Was Building A Game For A Client. He Had No Experience With Game Development, But Wanted To Give Feedback While I Was Showing Some Character Art Assets. The Sprite In Question Was A Smiling Girl.client: That Girl Is Supposed To Be

Clientsfromhell:  I Was Building A Game For A Client. He Had No Experience With Game

Clientsfromhell: Client: Please Use A Font That Is More Thinner. Our Font Is Not That Thick. Also Remove The Unnecessary Circle At The End Of The Sentence.  Me: You Mean… The Period?  Client: I Don’t Care What You Designers Call It, It Is Unsightly.

Clientsfromhell:  Client: Please Use A Font That Is More Thinner. Our Font Is Not

Suzy Did Not Believe How Fast She Came From Her Client. She Also Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Believe How Big His Cock Was. She Made It A Rule Not To Get Involved With Her Clients She Trained At The Gym, But When She Seen The Outline Of Derek&Amp;Rsquo;S Penis It Made

Suzy Did Not Believe How Fast She Came From Her Client. She Also Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T

The-Sherlocked-Avatar: Thewinchestercave: Sit. Why? Because That’s Where They Sit. The People That Come In Here With Their Stories. The Clients. That’s All You Are Now, Mary. You’re A Client. This Is Where You Sit And Talk And This Is Where We

The-Sherlocked-Avatar:  Thewinchestercave:  Sit. Why? Because That’s Where They

Arawr98: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes, You Must Be Able

Arawr98:  Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client:

Boyshaveallthefun: I Got A Text From My Boss To Come To This Hotel Room To Close A Deal With Some Clients. It Tuns Out, It Was My Boss’s Son (Junior Vice President) Who Texted Me, There Were No Clients, It Was Just Him And Me. He Locked The Door And

Boyshaveallthefun:  I Got A Text From My Boss To Come To This Hotel Room To Close

Darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well

Darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:  Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today,

Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes, You Must Be

Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client:

Lesbilicious: Mary Listened Carefully To Her Client’s Instructions. She Was Now A Regular Of Mrs Hoskings And Was Making Very Good Money, But Only If She Fulfilled Her Wealthy Client’s Requirements To The Letter. The Woman Was In Denial Of Her Sexuality

Lesbilicious:  Mary Listened Carefully To Her Client’s Instructions. She Was Now

Badmanbadplace: Boss Assfucking Secretary In The Conference Room Before Meeting If You Watch Mad Men You Probably Can Appreciate How Stressful Client Meetings Can Be And If Don Draper Is Not Fully Relaxed Before The Client Things Can Go Very Wrong. 

Badmanbadplace:  Boss Assfucking Secretary In The Conference Room Before Meeting

Lezbilicious: The Client Had Said To Meet Her In The Hotel Lobby. Clara Didn’t Like Clients Who Kept Her Waiting Too Long, Though She Made An Exception For New Ones

Lezbilicious:  The Client Had Said To Meet Her In The Hotel Lobby. Clara Didn’t

Lezbilicious: Waiting For Clients At A Designated Spot Outside Can Be Both Dangerous And Lonely For The Lesbian Escort. Greta Was One Who Didn’t Like To Be Kept Waiting And Her Client Was 5 Minutes Overdue

Lezbilicious:  Waiting For Clients At A Designated Spot Outside Can Be Both Dangerous

Lezbilicious: Maria Had Another Hour Before Her Next Appointment In The 4Th Arrondissement. The Client Was A Mme Leclerke Who Liked To Role Play ‘Dressmaker And Client’. Of Course During The Course Of The Fitting, Madame Would Need To Undress And

Lezbilicious:  Maria Had Another Hour Before Her Next Appointment In The 4Th Arrondissement.

Lezbilicious: A Good Lesbian Escort Chooses Her Outfit With Great Care. She Matches Her Clothes To What She Knows Of The Client’s Tastes, Having Done A Little Research Beforehand, Or Sometimes The Client May Have Specified Something In Particular.

Lezbilicious:  A Good Lesbian Escort Chooses Her Outfit With Great Care. She Matches

Lezbilicious: With The Outward Appearance Of Some Sort Of Business Executive, Jessie Was In Reality A High Class Escort, Specialising In Women Clients. In Her Bag She Carried A Range Of Dildos And Strap-Ons. The Next Client Was A Lucky Woman, But She

Lezbilicious:  With The Outward Appearance Of Some Sort Of Business Executive, Jessie

Lezbilicious: Her Dress Was In Shreds, Back In The Hotel Room. The Client’s Lust Had Known No Bounds. Cathy Liked That. She Liked Passion In A Woman. It Made Her Job Easier And The Client Had Paid Up Without A Murmur, So Who Cares? She Would Buy Another

Lezbilicious:  Her Dress Was In Shreds, Back In The Hotel Room. The Client’s Lust

Lezbilicious: Emily Booked In Her Next Client. There Was A Specific, If Shyly Put, Request For Some Harsh Treatment. Em Was Quite Happy To Oblige And Suggested A Variation On A Traditional Role Play. The Client Seemed Quite Excited… Emily Said She

Lezbilicious:  Emily Booked In Her Next Client. There Was A Specific, If Shyly Put,

La-Diablareina: Client: Why Can’t You Meet This Week? Me: I Just Began My Menstrual Cycle Client: Yeah, That Wouldn’t Be Ideal For Me Me In My Head: Like It’s Fucking Ideal For Me???? Poor You? You Don’t Have To Go Through This?! Poor You! So

La-Diablareina:  Client: Why Can’t You Meet This Week? Me: I Just Began My Menstrual

I Only Have Had Three Clients (Regulars) And I Already Hate Them All Baby Escort Status- Learning How Easy It Is To Hate Your Clients

I Only Have Had Three Clients (Regulars) And I Already Hate Them All   Baby Escort

La-Diablareina: A Client Bought Me A $120 Vibrator And I Can’t Stop Using It 😩😩😩😩 Usually If A Client Does This I&Amp;Rsquo;M Kinda Creeped Out And I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Just Accept The Gift, Say Thank You, And Then Later Sell Them On Ebay. But He Bought

La-Diablareina:  A Client Bought Me A $120 Vibrator And I Can’t Stop Using It 😩😩😩😩

Lady-Stella: La-Diablareina: La-Diablareina: A Client Bought Me A $120 Vibrator And I Can’t Stop Using It 😩😩😩😩 Usually If A Client Does This I’m Kinda Creeped Out And I’ll Just Accept The Gift, Say Thank You, And Then Later Sell

Lady-Stella:  La-Diablareina:  La-Diablareina:  A Client Bought Me A $120 Vibrator

Basedqueensb: Misscherrylikesitdirty: Basedqueensb: Misscherrylikesitdirty: Thotarellaxo: Misscherrylikesitdirty: Spoiltsugarbabexo: Misscherrylikesitdirty: Client: *Whines Until I Give Him Bbbj And Fs As A Paid Extra To His Massage* Client: *Goes

Basedqueensb:  Misscherrylikesitdirty:  Basedqueensb:  Misscherrylikesitdirty:  Thotarellaxo:

Moonlightingwhore: Yall How Do I Reject A Client?I Saw A Client Once, There Was Nothing Offensive About The Experience. He Found Out I’m Indie And Has Emailed Me Twice About Seeing Him. I Don’t Really Wanna See Him Again (Bad Breath, Hard To Please,

Moonlightingwhore:  Yall How Do I Reject A Client?I Saw A Client Once, There Was

Thehappyhooker: Why Society Thinks Escorting Sucks: Having Sex With Old Men Why Escorting Actually Sucks: Cancelling Your Friday Night Plans To See A Client And Then Having That Client Cancel On You Last Minute 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Thehappyhooker:  Why Society Thinks Escorting Sucks: Having Sex With Old Men  Why

Joanna The Accidental Scammer I Had A Client Cancel Last Minute Today And So I Had To Cancel The Hotel Room And The Hotel Sent Me An Email Saying That They Were Going To Charge Me 100% Of The Room So I Complained To My Client And He Felt Bad So I&Amp;Rsquo;M

Joanna The Accidental Scammer I Had A Client Cancel Last Minute Today And So I Had

La-Diablareina: Joanna The Accidental Scammer I Had A Client Cancel Last Minute Today And So I Had To Cancel The Hotel Room And The Hotel Sent Me An Email Saying That They Were Going To Charge Me 100% Of The Room So I Complained To My Client And He Felt

La-Diablareina:  Joanna The Accidental Scammer I Had A Client Cancel Last Minute

Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes, You Must Be Able To Get Online

Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail

Diaryofasexcrazedbbw: When Charles Visited Clients All Over The World, He Was Quite Pleased When He Encountered Business Partners That Would Indulge His….Desires.  The Client Responsible For This Little One Absolutely Got Charles Business.

Diaryofasexcrazedbbw:  When Charles Visited Clients All Over The World, He Was Quite

Csiriano: Sometimes A Custom Bridal Client Wants A Dreamlike Fantasy Gown. We Made This Dramatic Piece For Our Client Angela’s Big Day! Sketch To Come Later Today…

Csiriano:  Sometimes A Custom Bridal Client Wants A Dreamlike Fantasy Gown. We Made

Clientsfromhell: Client: It Doesn’t Look Like You Did What I Requested.  Wow I Can’t Believe You F***Ed Me Over!  What The Hell Was I Paying For? Client: Sorry, I Forgot To Refresh The Page. Thanks!

Clientsfromhell:  Client: It Doesn’t Look Like You Did What I Requested.  Wow

Daddysbottom: Looking For A Summer Job, I Just Got Hired By This Small Company That Wants Someone To Run Their Website And Manage Their Database Of Clients And Workers. Hell, Who Am I Kidding. We’re Talking About The Johns (Clients) And The Male Escorts

Daddysbottom:  Looking For A Summer Job, I Just Got Hired By This Small Company That

Travelingcolors: Justin Poulsen Shocks Clients With Severed Usb Thumb Drives.for His 2015 Promotional Mailer, Toronto-Based Photographer Justin Poulsen Surprised His Potential Clients With A Remarkably Realistic And Literal Interpretation Of A Thumb

Travelingcolors:  Justin Poulsen Shocks Clients With Severed Usb Thumb Drives.for

Otramexicana: I Work For A Great Facility, But Spanish-Only Speaking Clients Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T Common So I Love When I Do Get One Of My People As A Client And I Especially Love Seeing Their Relief When I Ask Them &Amp;Ldquo;Prefiere Español?&Amp;Rdquo;

Otramexicana:    I Work For A Great Facility, But Spanish-Only Speaking Clients Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T

Addictiveangelslive: Artartww: Beautiful Girls 18-35. Get Paid In 2 Days! Let Us Market And Sell Your Sexy Discreet Public Masturbation Videos For The Next 50 Years To Our Loyal Clients, You’re Potential Clients. Send Private Message With Pic For

Addictiveangelslive: Artartww:     Beautiful Girls 18-35. Get Paid In 2 Days! Let

Analmon: Miss Raquel, Bella Rosewhat The Client Wants, The Client Gets 2Dirty Masseurbrazzers

Analmon:    Miss Raquel, Bella Rosewhat The Client Wants, The Client Gets 2Dirty

Ellanmwebb2: Tattoo Designs For A Client _  Email * @ [email protected]  This Design Is For The Client Only, Do Not Use //

Ellanmwebb2:  Tattoo Designs For A Client _  Email * @ Ellawebb@Outlook.com  This

Zippo077: It Was A Request From One Of Their Potential Clients Who Asked That The Video Of The Girl Be Shot With Her Tightly Bound…Her Captors Were More Than Happy To Comply, Anything To Expedite A Sale. Once The Purchase Was Made, The Client Had Another

Zippo077:  It Was A Request From One Of Their Potential Clients Who Asked That The

Zippo077: “So These Are The 3 You Acquired - Not Bad, They Should Fetch A Fair Price. Get Jenny Out Here With The Camera, The Client Wants To See What He’s Getting. Jenny!  Bring The Camera!”“Um Boss, There’s A Problem…The Client Ordered

Zippo077:  “So These Are The 3 You Acquired - Not Bad, They Should Fetch A Fair

Zippo077: It Was A Request From One Of Their Potential Clients Who Asked That The Video Of The Girl Be Shot With Her Tightly Bound…Her Captors Were More Than Happy To Comply, Anything To Expedite A Sale. Once The Purchase Was Made, The Client Had Another

Zippo077:  It Was A Request From One Of Their Potential Clients Who Asked That The

Exceso-Draw: Amigos, Aquí Una Nueva Comisión…..Gracias A Mi Cliente Por Confiar En Mí :)………….(El Diseño Del Personaje Es Original De Mi Cliente.)

Exceso-Draw:  Amigos, Aquí Una Nueva Comisión…..Gracias A Mi Cliente Por Confiar

Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes, You Must Be Able To Get Online

Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail

Libations-Of-Blood-And-Wine: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me:

Libations-Of-Blood-And-Wine: Mer-Squared:  Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help

Clientsfromhell: Client: Please Use A Font That Is More Thinner. Our Font Is Not That Thick. Also Remove The Unnecessary Circle At The End Of The Sentence. Me: You Mean… The Period? Client: I Don’t Care What You Designers Call It, It Is Unsightly.

Clientsfromhell:  Client: Please Use A Font That Is More Thinner. Our Font Is Not

Sincerely-Mason: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well

Sincerely-Mason:  Mer-Squared:  Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today,

Sluty-Anal-Wife: Il-Tuo-Culo-Mi-Fa-Impazzire: My Boss Came All Over My Face And The Client Pulled Out And Came All Over My Pussy And Ass. When They Were All Done Our Client Gave Me His Address And Told Me To Be There At 7 Tonight. He Didn’t Really

Sluty-Anal-Wife:  Il-Tuo-Culo-Mi-Fa-Impazzire:    My Boss Came All Over My Face And

Malemodelscene: Ash Stymest For Client Magazine By Ian Cole Get Your Copy Of Client In Print And Digital.

Malemodelscene:  Ash Stymest For Client Magazine By Ian Cole Get Your Copy Of Client

Chantel7132-Original: These Are From A Hotel Shoot, When I Made A Video For A Client.  Desk And Office Theme.  Lots More That Were Only For My Client.  But Here Is A Little Peek…Chantel7132-Original

Chantel7132-Original:  These Are From A Hotel Shoot, When I Made A Video For A Client. 

Wincest-Mom-Son: Mrs. Smith Conducting Demonstration How To Please Men For Her Three Teenage Clients Who Have Individual Sexual Concerns.her Clients Want Her To Demonstrate Sexual Act In Front Of Them, And The Only Guy She Can Drag Into And Have Trust

Wincest-Mom-Son:  Mrs. Smith Conducting Demonstration How To Please Men For Her Three

Surprisebitch: Libations-Of-Blood-And-Wine: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'Am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read

Surprisebitch: Libations-Of-Blood-And-Wine:  Mer-Squared:  Clientsfromhell:  Me:

Artofmaquenda: Client Was Very Happy With Both Versions So Here They Are Together! I Love Them Too Both For Different Reasons. I Learned So Much From This. Again, This Was Such A Good Client. I Truly Believe, The More True You Are To Yourself And Set

Artofmaquenda:  Client Was Very Happy With Both Versions So Here They Are Together!