tripropellant: exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this

tripropellant: exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this

tripropellant: exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey

Bevsi:yea Sexuality Is Fluid But Like, Not Everyone’s Sexuality Has The Same Amount Of Fluidity, As In Don’t Go Up To A Lesbian And Tell Her “Hey, Maybe Someday You’ll Be Attracted To Men”

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Bemusedlybespectacled: So Because The Bar Exam Is In The Swanky Part Of Boston, I Had To Get A Hotel Room In The Swanky Part Of Boston, Because If I Did I Got A Discount And Holy Jesus It’s The Twilight Zone Of Rich People This Is The Room Service

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Billandteds:tag Yourself, I’m Dumb-Ass Thot And Edgy Bastard

Stephendann: Jokesarefunny: Caprisunsport: Reblog To Add +10 Haunting Power To Your Ghost When You Die I Aint Risking Being A Weak Ass Ghost Reblog For A +2 To Visibility To Cats When Nothing Else Can See You

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Crusherthedoctor: Joudoodles: Pixellheist: Someone: How Come You Never Post Your Art? You Should Post It!! Lots Of People Would Like It! Me: Ok *Posts Anything Original* Me: *Only Gets Like 20 Notes, 90% Of Which Are Likes And Only 2 Reblogs* Also

Bitter-Feminist: Me, Talking About My Trauma: Haha Yeah It Was No Big Deal Tho I Don’t Really Care It’s Whatever Honestly Somebody: Validates My Trauma And Says I Shouldn’t Have Had To Go Through That Me, Suddenly Crying: Huh. Weird

Cookiesandcas: You Want To Know What Always Pissed Me Off? The Skinny Girls In Gym Class Could Do The Bare Minimum To Get Their Participation Credit And Then Fuck Off To Eat Cheetos And Text. It Did Not Piss Me Off That They Didn’t Care About Gym.

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