Dear future BF, I can be one of the guys if need be. Drink beer, jack off, watch sports, play video games. I do it all already. And all that other gender stereotype shit. But id never be offended if you wanted a real guys night as long as you come back

Dear future BF, I can be one of the guys if need be. Drink beer, jack off, watch sports, play video games. I do it all already. And all that other gender stereotype shit. But id never be offended if you wanted a real guys night as long as you come back

I Just Found A Gold Mine Of My Nudes On My Computer, That I Haven't Seen For A While. If You Want Me To Post Them Like This, So I Can Decide If Its Worth It!

I Hate Having Severe Pain That Wakes Me Up. Sleep Is My Fave Thing Ever. It's Worse When No Doctor Can Figure It Out!

That Is All.

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Experienced Anything Like This, But I Would Love To Have An Audience Of Eager Men Watching And Taking Turns Stuffing My Tight Holes With Toys, Forcing Me To Cum.

I Want A Guy Who Will Buy Me Ice Cream From The Ice Cream Truck And Kiss Me After.

Laying In Bed, Massaging My Nipples, High As A Kite, Roommate Has No Idea. The Good Life.

It's Officially My 19Th Birthday. Mi Cumpleaño, Il Mio Compleanno.

Woke Up When I Wanted, Went To The Gym And Worked Out Hardcore, Had An Earth Shattering Orgasm With Fingers And This Beautiful Vibe, Got High As Fuck, Had A 90 Minute Massage, Got High Again, Played With Dogs&Amp;Hellip;Makes Up For A Mediocre Birthday :)

It's Frustrating To Put As Much Work As I Do Into Captions And See People Simply Reblog And Mindlessly Delete. It's Like Taking A Song, Swiping The Lyrics And Adding Your Own. I'm Not Saying You Don't Have The Right To Do It, But It Does Hurt. It's My

Now Someone Come Fuck Me. I Want Cock Inside Me, Cum Filling Me, Sweat, Panting, Smacking, Choking, Caressing, Kissing, And A Gaping Asshole.

Me: Always Stoned. Always Horny. Always Pensive.

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