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I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking About Buying Beer, But Is It Right To Drink A Six Pack On A Wednesday?
Good Point. Off To The Local Store To Purchase Budweiser. Or Maybe A Lager, Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Like A Real Pretentious Fuckstick. Or Ooooh, I Could Go For A Guinness And Egg.
Corner Store Man Says He Wants To See Some Id The Lord Is My Id Motherfucker I Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T Showing You Shit Give Me My Shit. And Then He Sold Me My Brews And Now In Going To Drink Alone Like A Loser.
Drinking Fancy As Hell Tonight
If I Were To Make It With A Porn Star, Its Probably Be Sasha Grey. Not Cause I Find Her Attractive Or Anything, Cause Honestly I Think Shes Gross, But Because She Burned Her Name In The Porn Industry, And I Respect That Level Of Fucking Up.
Like, If I Were In Porn, Id Be So Radical. My Name Would Be Frankenstein, And Id Have Fake Bolts Coming Out Of The Side Of My Neck, And Id Be So Rad.
The Girl My Grandma Arranged For Me To Marry Just Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request, Should I Accept?
The Biebs Is A Character
She Is Like 5'1 90 Lbs, Ill Lock Her Little Ass In My Pantry She Tries To Come At Me Sideways.
It Kinda Sucked Back Then Cause I Can Remember Going To Visit My Grandparents And It Was Like Every Year Someone I Grew Up With Got Married, And My Grandma Especially Would Be Like &Amp;Ldquo;Eddie Are You Gay? If You Gay You Can Tell Me I Know You Americans
Oh Yeah Shes Plenty Cute, It Was Never Her Looks, Just The Fact I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Wife At 22. Like, No. No Thanks. That And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Live In America And I Was Like Naw Brah, America Or Bust.
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