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flatbear: tehnakki: inaneenglish: mattgoldey: It’s taken all of my will power to keep from digging this cardboard Millennium Falcon out of my neighbor’s trash and take it home. DO IT WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU???? MAKE IT YOURS!!!!! THE GARBAGE

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