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insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now

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Traumadic:this May Seem Like A Wild Concept But You’re Allowed To Be Angry About What Happened To You And You’re Under No Obligation To Forgive Anyone

Mandej: Buzzfeed Demigod Series: Buzzfeed Unsolved ↳ Ryan: Son Of Nike // Shane: Son Of Athena

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Burninitdown: Me Continuing To Make Irrelevant Text Posts On Tumblr Like Any Of Y’all Care In The Slightest Bit

Mhalachai: “By The First World War, Soldiers Swore So Much That The Word “Fucking” Came To Function As No More Than “A Warning That A Noun Is Coming”. “ Guardian Review Of Holy Sh*T: A Brief History Of Swearing By Melissa Mohr

Mjalti: Some “Doctor” Peoples Who Went To “Medical School” And “Understand The Functionings Of The Human Body”: Diet Coke Isn’t Good For You Bc The Chemicals Destroy Ur Body Me: 🙄 Okie Dokie … Quack… User Truewarrirorslight On

Rozsierdzona: Old People Asking “What Are You Doing?” When You’re On Your Phone Or Laptop Are The Worst Bc How Do Explain That I’m Having Three Separate Conversations, Reading Abt Water Vs Milk In Hot Chocolate Discourse, Stalking Someone On

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Stars-Bean: Incorrect Star Trek Quotes

Salazar-Slanderin:people Want To Complain That Horace Slughorn Wasn’t A Well Written Slytherin, But Trashing Your House, Faking Your Death And Transfiguring Yourself Into An Armchair To Avoid An Uncomfortable Conversation Is About As Slytherin As It

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Gahdamnpunk:pitbulls Are Precious. People Who Dedicate Their Lives To Hunting Them Down And Killing Them Deserve To Die

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