websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN

websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN

websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100%

Fuckviserys: Dearly Bruhloved We Are Swaggered Here Today To Join These Two Bros In Holy Matrihomie.

Stability: *Is Self Conscious Of The Speed Of My Windshield Wipers*

Dashdrive: If I Lie Here If I Just Lay Here I’ll Probably Fall Asleep So Leave Me Alone

Darrynek: What She Says: No What She Really Means: No

Bakrua: *Runs After Garbage Truck* Wait!!!!! You Forgot Me!!!!!

Headspace-Hotel: I Love How The Devil Went Down To Georgia, Which Either Implies 1) That The Devil Is A Northerner 2) That Georgia Is Lower Than Hell

Marginalising: Not Everything Is About A God Damn Relationship And Losing Weight And Being Beautiful For Gods Sake Go Outside And Rob A Store And Feel Alive As You Run Away From Security

Cadhla-Marie: Hxasinthus: Romcom Idea: Chaotic Time Traveler Who Goes Back In Time To Seduce As Many Historical Figures As Possible To Prove That They Weren’t Straight I Feel Like This Is What Jack Harkness Does On The Weekends

Tainbocuailnge: “All Powerful Entity Falls Head Over Heels For The First Shit Ass Mcnobody Who Dared To Call Them A Bitch To Their Face” Is, Perhaps Not The Absolute Best Trope But It’s Definitely Up There I’d Say

Tennydr10Confidential: Aye, He Is Such A Duine Eireachdail (Handsome Man).

He's Lying To U Girl

Unregardless: Professor: *Sends Out An Email To The Entire Class About Some Assignment* Me:

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