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penguin-of-doom: What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold? No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

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Fried Dough Bites And Whiskey Praise Be

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