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aspergersissues: petrichoriousparalian: goldenheartedrose: This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words. Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on Searching for the right words :)

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Leepacey: A Restaurant In My Hometown Got A Review That Said The Servers Should “Show Some Skin” So The Owner Added A Potato Skin Special To The Menu And All The Proceeds From The Special Go To The West Virginia Foundation For Rape Information Services

Richsex: The First Time A Girl Ever Took Her Underwear Off In Front Of Me I Said, “Golly, It’s Just Like I Seen In The Pictures!” In A Very 1920’S Voice. I Don’t Know Why I Thought That Was A Good Idea. She Didn’t Laugh. I Didn’t

Praise-The-Holy-Potato: Shroomprince: Help Whet

Stereofeathers: Only 90S Kids

Tonythepizzaboy: Yo I Loved This Book When I Was Little.

Phobias: Knocking Down Dominos Made Of Dominos

Stunningpicture: The Bark Of A 160 Million Year Old Tree Turned To Opal

Deepthroatdemon: My Mom Heard The Beginning Of Same Love By Macklemore And She Looked At Me And Said “When You Were 4 You Sat In Your Room And Cried For Hours And When I Asked You What Was Wrong You Said “Mom I Think I’m Black”

Pleatedjeans: 21 Pictures Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

Spoopykatee: My Mom Just Said “Watch This” Then Ran A Red Light And Said “I Just Don’t Care”

Ocylith: One Of The People You Meet In Transistor Has “X” Listed For Their Gender.

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