kaysarahh: My mom and I went to Olive Garden for dinner today and I was determined to get a breadstick in her purse cause lord knows I don’t own a purse. So the waitress brings us a basket of 3 breadsticks and my mom and I each eat one so I wrap

kaysarahh: My mom and I went to Olive Garden for dinner today and I was determined to get a breadstick in her purse cause lord knows I don’t own a purse. So the waitress brings us a basket of 3 breadsticks and my mom and I each eat one so I wrap

kaysarahh: My mom and I went to Olive Garden for dinner today and I was determined

Odinsblog: If I Die In Police Custody…In 2K15 America, Black People Now Have To Proactively And Publicly Declare For The Record That We, Like Anyone Else, Would Neither Lynch Ourselves Nor Commit Suicide While In Police Custody. This Is (Apparently)

Caoanonymousgoa: Habitatfordeanwinchester: You Will Not Believe The Date I Just Had This Proper Human Being Uses Napkins. Your Move Kaysarahh

Kunsthalles: Bags For Beyoncé’s Laptop (I.e., Our Musical Salvation)

Kunsthalles: Delreys: She’s Been Carrying This Damn Macbook Everywhere. Yall Know The Album Bouta Drop Real Soon She’ll Drop Her Laptop Before She Drops The New Album! Get A Bag, Bey!

Vodka-And-Penises: Idontfuckingcurse:i Was Gonna See This Movie With A Boy But Found Out He Was With Another Girl. We Both Dumped Him And Saw It Without Him This Is How People Should Act In This Scenario, Not Argue With Each Other.

Radiantvii:i’m So Glad This Happened.

Twentyonelizards: Gemstone-Enemas: Flawlice: War Boys Be Like ‘Oh Shit Who Brought Fucking Death Death’ #Moon Moon Will Ride Eternal #It’s 2015 And This Meme Is Still Going Strong#Incredible

Unclefather: @Ant Man Why Don’t You Come Over Here And Get Your Little Shitty Friends Off My Back Patio Or Do You Have No Authority In The Ant Community Because You Are Fake And An Imposter

Toocooltobehipster: Itmakesyousorry: Toocooltobehipster: “Gays Are Ruining The Sanctity Of Marriage” Why Does It Have Hands I Never Noticed Omg

Radio Message From Hq: Dance Commander We Love You

Transmemesatan: Thealogie: Honestly Could You Think Of A Worse Dinner Party Combo In Your Wildest Dreams Are You Kidding Me??? Nietzche And I Can Get Bombed While Rand And Marx Have A Fistfight That’d Be The Best Dinner Party Ever

Fka-Dio-Brando: Iamretrokid: I Hate All Ya’lll 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Yall Going To Hell Lol

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