livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee

livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee

livinglovinoloca: today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick

221Becquerel: Fictionaldreamer: I’m Sick Of Asking For The D If You’re Not Gonna Give Me The D Then I’m Coming To Get It This Gif Just Made My Dick Scream In Fear

Foxnewsofficial: I’m Going To Make A Secret Pornography Organisation Called The Illuminaughty

Grikurt: I’ve Got A Date With The Shower. It’s Gonna Be Hot.

Vvebkinz: When A Clock Gets Hungry Does It Go Back Four Seconds

Llammasinhats: If You Say You’ve Never Stood Over Someone While They’re Sleeping Holding A Knife You’re Lying

Acylate: Pop Quiz: Am I A Boy Or A Girl? Trick Question! Im A Small Colony Of Highly Intelligent Catfish Plus One Waterproof Computer We Will Bury You

Jawnpalace: “Asexuality Isn’t A Sexuality” “Pansexuality Is The Hipster Version Of Bisexuality” “I’m Going To Tell You What Your Sexuality Is Because I Think I’m Right”

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Aud-Ler: “You Only Like That Character Because They’re Attractive”

Rockinchika: Dumbledorathexplora: Ｔｋ��?Lt;/A&Amp;Gt; This Just Makes Me Sad Because It Means They Were Decommissioned…

Steampoweredseadweller: Snowkhione: Releasethellamas: Quinzycobweb: Cannibalcoalition: Purplecottage: Asksecularwitch: Dodgerthirteen: Well, Fuck, I Must Be A Gods Damned Pope Or Something. Me Too What The Flying Fuck. No Fucking Shit. Jesus

Mitunathehelicaptor: I Love How I Went From “Lol Xdddd Ill Type How I Liek Xd Rawr” To “Text Talk Is Stupid. I’m Never Going To Typo Ever Again In My Whole Life~” To “R U Fuckin Srs Rn I Dont Have Time 4 This Shit”

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