hommos: you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“ AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ HOMOSEXUAL FANFICTION WITH YOUR PARENTS “mom pass the popcorn, he’s giving him a blowjob” “HERE YOU GO SWEETHEART. OH MY GOD HE SWALLOWED”

hommos: you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“ AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ HOMOSEXUAL FANFICTION WITH YOUR PARENTS “mom pass the popcorn, he’s giving him a blowjob” “HERE YOU GO SWEETHEART. OH MY GOD HE SWALLOWED”

hommos: you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“ AS IF

Msjewbooty: There Are 2 Things I Have To Say Right Now. This Was One Of Them. That Was The Second One. Dammit I Said 3 Things And This Is A 4Th. You’ll Have To Kill Me There Is No Other Option

Hungarian: I Was At A Funeral Today &Amp;Amp; The Girl Next To Me Was Taking Selfies

Scraggay: I Love Being Complimented But I Hate Reacting To Compliments

Australiansanta: Imagine Getting Pulled Over By The Cops And When He Gets To Your Window He Takes Off His Glasses And Stares At You In Disbelief And Says Your Url In Shock And He Tells You That He’ll Let You Go Free If You Follow Him Back

Tworepublic: How Do Calculators Work We Invented Them Why Are They Smarter Than Us

Arcticmonkies: You Know When You Say Something And You Thought It Was Gonna Be Funny But Then It’s Just Awkward And You Immediately Regret Saying It And You Just Curl Up In A Ball And Die And It’s All You Think About For Like Twelve Years After It

Horatioandalice: Courteousaviarist: Shrikestrike: Oh My God He Doesnt Like To Splash So He Just Floats God Fucking Bless I Cannot

Kanyewesticle: Slowly-Crushed-Down: Kanyewesticle: Shoutout To All The 11 Year Olds Making Statuses About Being Alone For Valentines Fucking 11 Year Olds. Dont Do That Unless You Want To Go To Jail

Mrbarakat: Imagine A Concert Venue With Trampolines For Floors Omg

Kanyewesticle: When I Was Younger I Used To Think Ron Stoppable Was Going To Marry Me So I Hated On Kim Possible And I Found This On My Old Laptop

Adahm: I’ve Named My Eyebrows Church And State To Ensure Their Separation

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