pro-gay: Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*

pro-gay: Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*

pro-gay: Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some

Clownhysteria: Someone: “Is That A Halloween Decoration?” My Mom: “No That’s My Daughter”

Foodchewer: Where Can I Find Some Self Esteem On Sale

Johannathemad: A Redraw From This That Kinda Got Out Of Hand Same As Last Time, Big Thanks To Lettherebedoodles For The Inspiration!

Elvendork: Elvendork: Don’t Delete Captions Off My Art Like I Don’t Care If It Says “Mmm Drawrings” Or Is Actually A Link To My Online Shops! Either Way You’re Obscuring The Source And The Artist, Me, And Making It Harder For People To Find

Gotitforcheap: This Customer At Work Was Just Telling Me About Her Present For Her Sons 18Th Birthday And Said She Got Him 18 Gifts Each With 100 Dollars Inside And Asked Me “Do You Think He’ll Like That?”, Yeah Listen Lady If Your Garbage Kid

Sexybaldwin: When You Watch Something With Your Friends And Can’t Hide That The Villain Is Your Fave

Archonthemanic: Just-Shower-Thoughts: You’re The Bad Guy In Somebody’s Story. Pal I’m The Bad Guy In My Story

Moronchild: Furry Friend Bleeding Out On The Ground: Quick Im Dieing Call Nyan-Wan-Wan Me: I Will Not Do That For I Hope You Die

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Calibornsbottombitch: Coltcelestia: Modebatty: Why Has This Got So Many Notes What The Fuck Tumblr 1) It’s Title Says Something2) The Pictures Provide What The Title Says3) It Ends With Someone Dramatically Looking Toward The Camera Cause Its Funny

Kabrona: Summer Body Wishlist: - Six Wings - A Million Eyes - Constantly On Fire - Ability To Scream Forever

Kermitthefrrog: Listening To A Good Song But It Was In A Shrek Film So The Entire Time Ur Like

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