prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks

Postmodernmulticoloredcloak: *Walks Into A Museum* *Picks Up Ancient Greek Urn With A Person With A Dick Out Drawn On It* *Smashes It On The Floor* A Better, More Positive Museum

Leonardi-Dicaprisun: Sweethotnight: Yesterday This Girl In My Academic Writing Class Sits Down Next To Me And Puts 3 Bananas On The Desk (Which Was Jarring By Itself) And I Had Two Bananas In My Backpack So I Wanted To See If She Would Notice If I Added

Casket-Of-Ancient-Mischief: Nogfhaver: Thatsonofamitch: Floating-Head: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People Actually This Is The Only Good Thing Staff Has Ever Done What

Safetytank: Mememic-Bry: Gooeygoob: Fernlom: Hurloaned: This Guy Is A Chaotic Trickster God Somebody In The Comments Found The Song But Only Posted It As A Reply So Here It Is To Reblog: Https://Www.youtube.com/Watch?V=Gonm1Ff_Nwu

Bowserjr: 4Kids Is Asleep Post Dragon Dick Zorc

Randomitemdrop: Cultofweird: Eldritch Crib Hand-Carved By Garrick Andrus Item: Crib Armed With Tentacles To Protect The Baby In Its Care

Ursawood: Mr Tumblr Staff My Nipples Are Male Presenting It’s Fine

Dingdongyouarewrong: Old Enough To Remember When Smut Was Called ‘Lemons’ But Young Enough That I Had Absolutely No Business Knowing That Smut Was Called ‘Lemons’ At The Time

Stylishjunkdrawer: Has This Been Done Yet

Hotephoetips: Alexbelvocal: Gendernihilistanarchocommunist: This Guy Is Living In 3098…Iconic It’s Like Corn On The Cob On A Smaller Cob A Shish Kacob If You Will

30-Seconds-To-Marx: Bearsister: Is There Any Hatred Stronger Than The Rage Kids Get Towards Barney The Dinosaur As Soon As They Are Just A Little Too Old For Barney The Dinosaur So, This Guy, Martin Pistorius, Fell Into A Coma When He Was 12 Years Old

Afanderthatalsolovesmusicals: Angstycatthatlikestea: Kalliente: Bairnsidhe: Motorcyclegirlfriends: Unstableidentity: My Friend: [Needs Comfort] Me: Oh Dang What Are The Comfort Words Me: *Flipping Through The Manual* There There? My Friend:

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