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theemptyknight: honey-bestill: laudanumandabsinthe: dirtyblondemind: Are you thirsty @laudanumandabsinthe? You are the breast, I mean, best pourer ever @dirtyblondemind There’s sexy and then there’s ruining beer. Maybe another set to hold the

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Sir Render

Hook

Wtfrenaissance:dana Had Been With Bec For 11 Years. Her Parents Were Forced To Concede That This Was Not “Just A Phase”.

Wtfrenaissance:harriet Was Making A Fortune Selling Her Dirty Socks On Craigslist.

Wtfrenaissance:jerry Laminated His Pornos So He Could Look At Them In The Shower.

Carpe Diem

Wtfrenaissance:it Would Be Just Minutes Before Clara Regretted This Snapchat.

Wtfrenaissance:sheila Was Always The First To Try And Get The Thriller Dance Going At Parties.

Wtfrenaissance:marissa Had Been Caught Staring At A Cute Boy, And Was Trying To Act Natural.

The Witchy Wench

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