benpaddon: bronwen: slackmistress: marion-ravenwood: leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to bitch about their experiences with United Airlines.

benpaddon: bronwen: slackmistress: marion-ravenwood: leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to bitch about their experiences with United Airlines.

benpaddon: bronwen: slackmistress: marion-ravenwood: leonsbuddydave: Found out

What If I Walked Up To Robert Pattinson When He Was Surrounded By A Bunch Of Twilight Fans And Then Pushed To The Front And Asked Him To Sign My Copy Of The Goblet Of Fire.

Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Fuckingrecipes: Foxyplaydate: Alright Motherfuckers Listen Up. You See That Shit Up There That’s Fucking Chocolate Lava Cake Do You Want To Make A Cake Covered In Hot Gooey Chocolate Frosting In Less Than 15 Minutes?

Gizmoallthetime: Fortheloveofhulk: The-Silence-Wears-Westwood: What If People Who Have Anxiety Are Just Unaccustomed To The Way The World Works Because This Is The First Incarnation Of Their Soul On The Earth? And Confident People Are At Ease With

Theboywhofangirled: Idk I Think Feminism Should Be Called Something Different Like Common Sense Or Something

Nanaisreal: Marshmallow Cats

Professor-Whom: Family-Of-Poops: Lifeofadisneykid: Thewritingfortress: Fuckyeahassortedstuff: For Kids Omg I Get The Reference I Don’t So Please Explain It To Me. Oedipus Killed His Own Father Then Married And Had Children With His Mother

Imagineyouricon: Imagine Your Icon In Control Of The Entire United States Military

Deucebowl: How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Have A Good Day When 28% Of Americans Aren’t Getting Enough Fiber?

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Nope Nope Nope.

Lactoria: Soloontherocks: Theskypilot: Jayskalo: Loose-Skinnyjeans: Strawberriesandabs: Jumpingjacktrash: Thischick25: This Is The Main Reason For My General Annoyance With Lack Of Size Regulation In The Fashion Industry… Men’s Pants Are

Fille-Lioncelle: Ghostgirlhunter: To All You Fandoms Out There, This Was My Fortune Today #I Swam Too Far Out And Now I’m Drowning Help

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

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