beam-me-up-assbutt: infidelcupcake: hieisdarkdragonchick: One of my favorite stories… This is why I love the Norse mythology Loki. He threw everyone’s bullshit back into their faces. While the other gods went on about how *perfect* they were,

beam-me-up-assbutt: infidelcupcake: hieisdarkdragonchick: One of my favorite stories… This is why I love the Norse mythology Loki. He threw everyone’s bullshit back into their faces. While the other gods went on about how *perfect* they were,

beam-me-up-assbutt: infidelcupcake: hieisdarkdragonchick: One of my favorite stories…

Katharinemc: Demi-My-Warrior: How Fucking Fascinating, Father. Do Tell Me More. You So Fascinating Father. I Have Been Trying To Find This Post For Three Years To Show To Helena And Here We Are

Oh-So-Pigmented: Wow

Malkavianacts: Punned: I Get Bloody Noses A Lot And I Can Usually Feel It About 30 Seconds Before It Starts Dripping. Today In Class My Nose Started To Bleed. But Right Before, I Turned To This Very Religious Boy Who Sits Next To Me And Whispered “Hail

Johnflansburgh: I Love This Game

Forlorness: How Can You Be This When It’s Motherfucking October

Becca-Morley: Best Reactions To The Government Shut-Down

Mina-Carolina: I Bet Eight Million People Have Made This Joke Before Me

Jazztronic: Itsnyaaabetch: My Girlfriend (Who Is Asleep) Just Rolled Over, Wrapped Her Arms Around Me And Very Lovingly Whispered “I Want To Murder You”

Harmalade: A Lot Of Animals Are Unfairly Stereotyped, But Everything They Say About Raccoons Is True. They Eat Garbage, They’re Dangerous To Your Pets, They Spread Disease, They Can Seriously Injure You, And They Con Naive Home Buyers Into Purchasing

No-This-Is-Jarod: They Got Mad

Rosieghosts: ”Women Shouldn’t Be Valued Because We Are Strong, Or Kick-Ass, But Because We Are People. So Don’t Focus On Writing Characters Who Are Strong. Write Characters Who Are People.” - Lori Inspired By {X}

Photosynthelys: Do You Ever Just Want Someone To Come Over And Sit On The Floor With You For A Few Hours

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