broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.

broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.

broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed

Nekusan:i Think I Glitched Nekkuni’m Not Touching The Screen

Yall Are Retarded

Bunnika:i Seriously Just Had To Teach My Mother Some Basics Of Parenting. Both Photos Are Of My Daughter In October, The First In 2011, The Second In 2012. I Let Her Pick Out Her Own Clothes, Shoes, Haircuts, Hair Colors, Anything Superficial, Really.

Anotherfaller:some Important Vocaloid Achievements Ignored By The Vocaloid Fandom. Some Of Them Are (Wrongly) Assigned To Hatsune Miku.

Tokyo Ghoul Fan-Art Be Like

Otpprompts:imagine Your Otp Having To Share An Air Mattress For The Night. Person A Is Already In Bed And Comfortable, And Person B, Very Tired From The Day, Flops Down On The Other Side, Thus Launching A Into The Air.

64Bitwar: It Looks Sufficiently Shamed

Gr0Sse:gr0Sse:when U Find Old Accounts From Your Early Internet Daysbut When U Find Ur Friends Old Accounts

Boodlicious: Forcing Your Pets To Spend Time With You By Closing The Door

Sittything:when Boys Send U Dick Pics Send Them This Gif

Alicethedragonvalkyrie:just Stay In That Sexy Pose For The Camera, Yusei.

Diegodot: My Speech Teacher Told Us That Sometimes Lawyers Will Do Push Ups In The Bathroom Or Run Up And Down The Stairs Before A Court Case To Get Rid Of Public Speaking Nervousness And If That Isnt A Perfect Phoenix Wright Headcanon Idk What Is

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