apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really

apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really

apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept

When People Ask Me If They Can Stay At My Apartment For The Weekend.me To Them: Yeah! Absolutely You Can Crash Here This Weekend!Me, But In My Head: Ughhhh Well, There Goes My Weekend As A Hermit.

Me On Public Transportation When I Make Eye Contact With Someone Way To Many Times.me: I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sorry If It Looks Like I&Amp;Rsquo;M Staring I Just Like Your Hat Alot!Then: Why Thank You!Also Me, In My Mind: Whew, Dodged That Bullet.

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Turnipfritters: Jskrilla:i Just Wanna See Carly Rae Jepsen Live Guys 😢 What Happened Is She Ok?? I Mean Like. Live. In Concert

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Wonderfulworldofmichaelford: Kimoramay: I Was Told Recently About A School That Was Shamed Into Changing Its School Motto. The Motto Was “I Hear, I See, I Learn.” Nothing Wrong With That Per Se. Unfortunately The Motto Was In Latin, And The Latin

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