Baby&rsquo;s finally asleep. I guess the planets were in the right alignment for this to happen but I&rsquo;m not complaining. I had to change my pants because there&rsquo;s baby puke on them. I&rsquo;m covered in formula, formula powder,drool, nasty

Baby’s finally asleep. I guess the planets were in the right alignment for this to happen but I’m not complaining. I had to change my pants because there’s baby puke on them. I’m covered in formula, formula powder,drool, nasty

Baby’s finally asleep. I guess the planets were in the right alignment

Babies Are Fucking Morons And I Never Want One.

Seriously I Really Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Do This. I Can Change A Diaper, Feed Your Baby, Burp Him/Her, But That&Amp;Rsquo;S Literally The Extent I Can Do This. I Cannot Handle A Screaming Fucking Child Who Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Yanking My Hair Or Arching His Back Suddenly

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Such A Fucking Failure. I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop This

Today Was The Worst Day I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had In A Long Time. Had A Meltdown Once They Finally Came For Their Baby. Nearly Got Hit By A Semi On The Highway On My Way Home From The Store. That Was The Worst I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Cried In A Very Long Time. At Least My Night

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Demonologys: Sky Umbrella $10.27

Getfittogethot: God She’s Perfect

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&Quot;We Are All Stories, In The End.&Quot; ~ Doctor Who

Theblackkeys: The Black Keys Are On The Cover Of Entertainment Weekly. Oh My God I Had No Idea Danny Mcbride Was Such A Big Fan Too

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Piranhapunk: Zubat: &Amp;Ldquo;I Had A Husky Who Was Raised With Cats, And Thought She Was Fucking Cat. She Even Sat Like A Cat, With Her Arms And Legs Tucked Under Herself.&Amp;Rdquo; Ooooooh My God My Heart

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