lunatheinksane: sassy-spoon: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS THIS IS INCREDIBLE. BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE

lunatheinksane: sassy-spoon: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS THIS IS INCREDIBLE. BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE

lunatheinksane: sassy-spoon: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED

Needs-More-Pony: Raptorjesusbearcavalry: Blueshogun96: Getoveryourselflady: Per The Man Law Code And If Not It Should Be I Applaud This. Ok So It Was Nice Of Him To Do That And All, But Are We Just Gonna Ignore How Fucking Ingenious It Was For

Psyfucks: Respect Existence Or Expect Resistance Damn Son

Theskyoutsidethecity: The Secret Garden. Business In Front, Party In Back. Are You Kidding Me

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Thebrigeedarocks: Annabellalovesyou: Itrybutitshows: Omg Imagine If It Was Pouring With Rain And Just Ugh So Cosy And Umf Imagine Waking Up In The Middle Of A Snowstorm. It’d Be Like A Reverse Snowglobe. Reverse. Snowglobe.

The-Time-Goddess-Of-221B: Smoochlock: So My Mum Told Me That As A Kid She Would Peel An Apple And Throw The Peel Over Her Shoulder, And The Peel Would Take The Shape Of The First Letter Of Her Future Spouse. Naturally, I Decided To Do It And I’m

Versatilequeen: Moriiahh: Harold Likes To Help Me With My Homework. And Yes That Is A Diaper We Made To Make Sure He Doesn’t Pee Everywhere When We Let Him Roam The House..don’t Judge. Tortoise In A Diaper.

Yudoku: Those Tumblr Users You Want To Talk To But You Can’t Because They’re Cool

Beeevaa: Jon Probably Doesn’t Even Know What She Means By That.

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