didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE

didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE

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Didihearthereadyset: So I Accidentally Said, “My Crotch Has A Hole In It.” Instead Of “My Pants Have A Hole In Them.” And This Guy Looked Me Dead In The Eyes And Whispered &Amp;Ldquo;It’s Called A Vagina.&Amp;Rdquo;

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Wow-Suchbree-Veryblog: &Amp;Ldquo;If White People Are So Privileged Why Is There A Black Entertainment Network And No White Entertainment Network?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Men Don’t Have Privilege, There Are Women’s Only Gyms!&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Why Isn’t There A

Avatargrace: Bitchwhoyoukiddin: Drst: Free-Loki: Yes, That Is Chris Evans And Tilda Swinton. No Joke! It’s A Still From Snowpiercer, A Post-Apocalyptic Film Where A Failed Attempt To Save The Earth From Global Warming Has Resulted In A New Ice

Suspnd: Suspnd: Suspnd: My Best Friend Just Realized 30 Minutes Before Her Curfew That She’s An Hour Away From Home In The Most Dangerous Part Of The City Alone With The Buses No Longer Running So She Calls The Police To Take Her Home I Cant Stop

Penisbomb: So Yesterday While I Was Working At The Bookstore Some Girl Came Up With A Barcode Tattooed On Her Wrist. Of Course, My First Question To Her Was “Can I Scan It?” I Guess She Had Never Had It Scanned Before And Was Pretty Excited About

Duffy-Fluffy: Eyelinerandjcrew: My Favorite Post Please Tell Me That People In Britain Actually Call The Usa “The Colonies”

Assbutt-In-The-Garrison: Hatewizard: “They Were Just Teenagers” Idk Man I Was A Crazy, Stupid, Reckless, And Unstable Teenager But Not Once Did I Ever Get The Urge To Kidnap, Drug, And Rape Someone Afuckingmen

Swtorlife: Isis-: Gthorndal: So I Came Up With A Joke The Other Day While I Was Showering And It’s Quite Possibly The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Thought But I Laughed For A Good Five Minutes Out Loud In The Shower My Mom Thought Something Was Wrong

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Theravennest: Rizaoftheowls: Hugh-Danced-The-Dancy: Leonardodiretardo: I Hate It When Adults Assume I’m On The Internet All The Time By Choice. If I Had Enough Money To Travel Around And Etc, Do You Think I Would Be Withering Away My Youth Behind

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