chickpeatramp: the fact that people go to zoos for dates just baffles me. like, “oh honey, check out this depressed, caged animal that looks like it wants to jump out of its skin!” “ooh, yes, its like a metaphor for the future of this relationship”

chickpeatramp: the fact that people go to zoos for dates just baffles me. like, “oh honey, check out this depressed, caged animal that looks like it wants to jump out of its skin!” “ooh, yes, its like a metaphor for the future of this relationship”

chickpeatramp: the fact that people go to zoos for dates just baffles me. like,