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lcarkatvantas: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT THE INTENDED USE WAS FOR

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